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Are You Prepared to ‘Give Your All’?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

Have you been to one of those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%?

What does it mean to give more than 100%?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: Then:
A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q = 17
R = 18
S = 19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26
  H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

and

A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

But

B+U+L+L+S+H+I+T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

and

A+S+S+K+I+S+S+I+N+G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

Einstein demonstrating his formula

So, one can conclude (with mathematical certainty) that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it’s the bullshit and ass kissing that will put you ahead of the rest!

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